Old Money (A Bizarre and Erotic Romance)

In the Roaring Twenties, everything was louder, happier, and more hilarious. Even when there were werewolves around.

Oh. And vampires. And toward the end, tentacles. Tentacles are hilarious.

Luanda and Johnny are attending the party of the year, and both are trying to catch their hosts, the mysterious and wealthy Seregali family, in a massive bootlegging operation. The problem is, our two detectives keep getting distracted - by one another. It's probably a good thing, too, because closer inspection might reveal the dark nature of the crime family and tumble them into a world that they'd rather avoid. Or ignore.

This uproarious erotic comedy (very erotic – you'll blush. And cringe. This little book is filthy.) takes a look at that wild time and place and highlights our most endearing monsters, who were totally there. There is sex, romance, parody, weirdness, and even a touch of horror. Look at that woman on the cover – she's distraught!

Actually, the entire book is just a bit horrible – in its own special way, of course. Like a train wreck. You'll just keep reading, because HUH? We don't promise that you'll love it, but you will always, always remember it.

And it really is for mature audiences with a sense of humor. Don't look at us like that - it's a sex parody, for crying out loud! At 12,000 wds, it is just long enough to haunt you forever.

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A Tangle of Tentacles!

In this collection, Coyote Rose offers a bundle of three tantalizing tentacle tales. Fun and sexy, these women experience what happens when you get caught in a hurricane, try to adopt a strange new pet, or attempt to save the world. Not for the faint of heart, this 13,000 wd. 3-pack will make you shiver (for the right reasons)! 
Inside, you’ll find:

Sexy Suzie and the Sushi Monster

Suzie and Chef Renny, also known as the famous Sushi Monster, work at the same restaurant and are having an affair. But during one of their rendezvous, he brings a creature given to him by the fishermen at the dock and Suzie, thinking it is just a baby, takes it home as her new pet. Can Suzie handle a real sushi monster? Lots of rowdy kitchen sex, big surprises in small boxes, and sushi monster tentacle sex! 

Tentacles For Tammy

Tammy just wants to hide out from the impending hurricane like she always does - drinking a little and masturbating to her favorite gangbang fantasy. But when her landlord calls and orders her to the basement that she didn't know she had, Tammy has no choice but to hide down below and ride out the storms.
Once she gets settled in on the musty old cot, though, she suddenly isn't alone. Something is in there with her, and while it may be more dangerous than anything Mother Nature could throw at her, it also manages to make her wildest dreams come true! This story contains deep, dark holes, fabulous gangbang fantasies, monster sex, and one bewildered but happy woman!

Lake Monster Gangbang

Laurie Nelson is enjoying the sights and sounds of the local carnival when she discovers that one of the barkers has got a poor, helpless (although large) creature locked up and on display. Laurie is an activist at heart, and she knows immediately that she has to do something. She hatches a plan to release ‘Luki the Lake Monster’ back into the wild. 
As she puts her plan into action, though, she finds out that the situation is worse than she thought – what the carnival workers do with Luki after dark is horrid and unmentionable! She’s more determined than ever, but what happens when she’s finally left alone with Luki? Will she free the monster or become her biggest fan?
A fun, sexy story about the problems of an animal rights activist when she’s faced with horny carnival workers, a tankful of tentacles, and the sexiest monster in the world!

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Meet Lucy - Our First Erotic Fairy Tale!

Lucy tries to do what’s right all of the time, and in the interest of helping, she’s ended up with the loveliest of antique boxes. Made from the finest metals, the box is definitely a prized possession. Lucy is especially fascinated by the etchings on the lid. The trouble is, she can’t get it open. No matter what she tries, the lid won’t budge…unless she masturbates. The box seems to like it when she does that.

As she becomes more comfortable with the intriguing relic, she begins to uncover its secrets. And soon, the box becomes her very own secret. The only question is…will she survive the surprise it offers?

A modern erotic fairy tale that breathes sensuality and surprise. Be careful what you wish for…. 

This story contains masturbation, sex toys, and tentacles – all rolled into one unforgettably sexy fairy tale! 5000 wds.

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